Enjoy these humorous church bulletin bloopers.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
It’s Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.
The Sunday night men’s Bible study will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains. In that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.
(After the church maintenance man left a note with the church secretary that read “van battery dead,” these words were in the bulletin the next Sunday) Pray for the family of Van Battery who died this week.
Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
"Wise Up, O Men of God". Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
(For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care and pray for the children in school). When their meeting was cancelled one week: "There will be no Moms who care this week."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped My Pledge----Up Yours."
What is your favorite church bulletin blooper?