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The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his private study.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 pm. The congregation is invited to attend the tragedy.
Child care provided with reservations.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
The preacher will preach his farewell massage, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy".
There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.
I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall he live.
Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Women’s Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"
The pastor will light his candle from the altar candles.The ushers will light their candle from the pastor's candle.The ushers will turn and light each worshipper in the first pew.
A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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