More humorous church bulletin bloopers!
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa".
Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals".
We have received word of the sudden passing of Rev. Smith this morning during the worship service. Now let's sing "Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow."
On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD - Dr. Hargreaves is better.
In the Church Notices: "At the last Church Council meeting, it was decided that from this week on the freewill offering will be compulsory."
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
Would the congregation kindly remember that the box marked 'For the Sick' is for financial contributions only.
Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at Noon.
This evening at 7:00 p. m. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The service will close with, "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Visitors are asked to sing their names at the church entrance.
Our annual church picnic will be held Saturday afternoon. If it rains, it will be held in the morning.
A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, also a short antidote for it.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Men's Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted.
Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
What are your favorite church bulletin bloopers?